Beards

Guys, what`s with the beards? Once a friend told, everytime he sees one he hears this voice in his head "beard", aparently like in some Simpsons episode. Now when I see one, I am thinkin "Taliban"... and I really hope you are not growing your beards in sympathy with those guys. Although I may risk being out of fashion, I will adhere to a clean shave.